Arts & Culture | February 17, 2012

Megan Amram's top tweets

Some of Megan Amram's twitter gems.

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3-D is a good type of movie but a bad type of bra size.

Everyone knows about the one phone call from jail, but you never hear about the UNLIMITED TEXTING.

Seems like a life coach’s first job should be to coach himself to get a better job than life coach.

It’s less whimsical to be an eccentric thousandaire.

Posted just before Rosh Hashana: Dear Jews: want something new to worry about? Y6K is just around the corner!

A little bird told me I’m schizophrenic.

Cleanliness is next to godliness in a dictionary missing some stuff.

Las Vegas is what would happen if a spam filter came to life.

When I tell you no one’s ever thrown me a surprise party, just know that I’m not counting interventions.

4 out of 1 dentists have multiple personality disorder.

Long distance relationships are tough. I mean, how do they seriously expect me to stay at least 500 yards away from my ex at all times??

I’ll have a glass of 1% milk. Please make the other 99% Kahlúa.

Published in the March-April 2012 print issue under the headline “Sweet Tweets,” in the Montage section.

Harvard Art Museums restores a rare glimpse of an American master.

The play Spare Parts is a contemporary fable about the quest to live forever.

Chloe Chapin trains her Broadway costume designer’s eye on the history of men’s fashion.

The federal government has launched unprecedented actions against the University. Here’s a guide.

International students continue to enroll amid political uncertainty; mandatory SATs lead to a drop in applications.

The two birds will be on display at Harvard this summer.

Harvard researchers achieve medical breakthroughs in cancer therapy and infection control.

In 2004, a frenzy spread across Harvard Yard in days. Four billion users later, we are only just catching up.

Chloe Chapin trains her Broadway costume designer’s eye on the history of men’s fashion.